DEVONPORT WINS - AGAINST ALL ODDS
A stunning fight back by Chris 'Harrington' Devonport on the last day of the Isaacs tour left Peter 'Pastel' Derrick somewhat deflated. Chris put his performance, a scorching 41 stableford points down to a fear of losing, a strict unfitness regime, sleeping with Bekesy, frequent large scotch & cokes and a sporadic 'when I can be bothered attitude ' and a 'never say die' determination.

Never before has their been a more popular second from last 'winner' in an event of this magnitude. The winner of the Wooden Spoon, Pastel Pete has now retorted to blaming the Handicap Secretary Paul Isaacs for being to generous in his allocation of a 28 points handicap or blaming Chris (who has suffered from profound deafness from birth and has a big belly at the moment). from accepting the handicap amendment in the first place.

'It is not a players place to question the organisers about their judgement' replied Chris when told about 'Pastel Pete's moaning. It;'s probably because he knows I have a bigger dick than he does and am better looking'.

Chris added 'I think it is very unsporting & unfair for peter to question Paul Isaacs integrity and judgement just because a result didn't go his way, Peter was fully aware of the handicap amendment before the game started and was quite happy. It is only now after the event that the unthinkable has happened that he is now complaining.

The Editor
P.S Thank you Paul for all your hard work, excellent choice of facilities etc. once again and dare I say it superb 'judgement'.

Chris - Whilst your golf handicap appears to be not so obvious your lliterrary handicap is so evident. Keep taking the tablets.

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