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Date: 05/08/2010 07:25:55 |
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Date: 01/08/2010 00:49:08 |
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Date: 12/07/2010 11:56:16 |
With just hours to go until the next event, news just in.... Nobby has a brazilian....Richard stocks up with Deep Heat.....The Pocket is surrounded by more scandal (now the shorts have holes too!)....Becks cuts clubs in half in order to smuggle more than 14 clubs abroad...."Le Petit Chan" makes a shock re-appearance....Buzz eats another rule book for breakfast....Hunniset buys a new sombrero....and finally...Jannels confirms he's only played once this year, the handicap committee agree he will be allowed to play off 24 (following a few bribes!)...
PS: anyone got a copy of the Playboy with Isaacs daughters in? Need something for the journey! |
Made by: The Young One.. |
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Date: 12/07/2010 11:53:58 |
Any photos of the buggy upending Buzz last year???
Sure to create a talking point after the 5 Stella!!!!
From The Pocket (vicious rumour) |
Made by: The Packet |
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Date: 08/07/2010 12:09:36 |
Now that's a thought I don't want! |
Made by: Bexsies Man-kini |
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Date: 08/07/2010 12:05:42 |
I hear they havea pool and gym at the hotel, can't wait to see Becksy in his skimpy fluorescent pouch, no need for the jets to be aorking in the spa then! |
Made by: Not owning up to this one |
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Date: 08/07/2010 09:28:00 |
He Who Knows - is obviously he who is impatient... Press add article once not 15 times.... |
Made by: Management |
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Date: 08/07/2010 09:04:44 |
REST EASY LADS!!!! Becksy now has his own room! free of charge!! How can that be,Well rumour has it that Paul the Pocket rang french golf to enquire about a special room for our becksy!
They said why does he want a special room? does he have a handicap???? paul the pocket replied,Yes! They said what is it?? He said anywhere between 18 and 21, depending on the weather!!!
So now our becksie will be able to get up from the toilet easily with a hangover!!!! |
Made by: He who knows |
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Date: 06/07/2010 15:49:55 |
It was touch and go for a while, what With Toy Story 3 out in the cinemas now, but thankfully we have granted Buzz Lightyear leave for a week, so can come and play golf...
He will be of course bringing both rule books, his own book and then the one everyone else has to comply too.....
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Made by: Walt Disney |
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Date: 06/07/2010 15:46:39 |
Bloody hell, even the poetry is crap! |
Made by: The Grumpy One |
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Date: 06/07/2010 15:35:02 |
The fairways are green
The sky will be blue
Who cares about holes in my pockets?
There's just the one or maybe even two!
Mine's a half (shandy!). |
Made by: The Pocket |
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Date: 06/07/2010 15:21:09 |
The quality of English grammer and spelling never ceases to amaze me. What always amazes me is that the culprits are those we trust to keep scores????
I understand the wind will rise from the East next week. Stupid boy...........of course it will, Becksie's gonna be with us.
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Made by: A Grumpy Old Git |
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Date: 06/07/2010 15:26:48 |
Bexs snoring - is there an app for that? |
Made by: The sarky one... |
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Date: 06/07/2010 15:10:17 |
For those that have iphones, download the golfshot app, £17.99. It has the paris national course on there. It is called Golf National. Both Courses are on this wonderful application. |
Made by: The Intelligent One |
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Date: 06/07/2010 14:56:03 |
Mark skycaddie have not mapped paris national as the course will not let them!!!!
Looking forward to seeing you all next week and of corse the becks with the day glo geer and 16 clubs in his new bag!!!!!! |
Made by: he who knows |
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Date: 06/07/2010 11:54:33 |
Bex and Buzz sharing a room this year. |
Made by: Rumour Mill |
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Date: 06/07/2010 11:49:44 |
Anyone NOT had the luxurious pleasure of sleeping with Bexsie before? It's an 'experience'!
Go on, you know you want to...
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Made by: "Good Evening..." |
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Date: 06/07/2010 11:31:47 |
I can’t find the map on Sky caddie, or rather think I have but they don’t have the details on the course, have you found the same? (Paris National)
Love
Mark xx
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Made by: Mark (sky caddy) H |
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Date: 06/07/2010 11:27:28 |
Bex gets confused with dates and was ready to leave this morning..
Isaac's wife seen cutting more holes in his pockets.
Isaac's daughter spotted in playboy..
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Made by: The Joker |
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Date: 22/01/2010 10:36:36 |
SAVE THE DATES - the next pigs trip is 13th to 16th July 2010. Be there or be square....... love Paul xx |
Made by: Paul |
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Date: 21/01/2010 |
'SAVE THE DATES - the next pigs trip is 13th to 16th July 2010. Be there or be square....... love Paul xx' |
Made by: Paul |
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Date: 06/08/2009 20:31:47 |
Do to us being spammed - the cause of someone having the pigswebsite open as well as a porn site. My money is on Nobby. I have disabled the add news feature until I have time to fix it... |
Made by: Neal Jannels |
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Date: 03/08/2009 10:05:00 |
Theres always someone who goes out on a friday night and has a few beers and then leaves a message on the pigs website on a monday morning stii with a hangover!!!
Anyone speak russian? |
Made by: theyoungolden |
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Date: 16/07/2009 13:41:18 |
For ***** sake there's always one nob who has to get pedantic about minor details.
It's only been once that we strayed outside of France (that I can remember)
Anyway what's wrong with Frence sheep as opposed to Welsh, apart from the extra armpit wool and the faint whiff of garlic? |
Made by: Mr Angry from Sussex |
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Date: 16/07/2009 13:30:33 |
I would like to say a big thanks to neil for this website! Fantastic all this banter going on between 11 males and Becksie!
However i do have 2 issues with "pigs in france"! The first if i search for pigs in france i get pictures of sheep grazing in france!Now i no the pockett had this rumour a long time ago but it was only the one sheep!!!!!!!
secondly didnt we go to belgium last year so should it be pigs in europe?
if we go to thailand should it be pigs international?? |
Made by: Mr.W. indup |
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Date: 14/07/2009 19:06:32 |
Rumour has it that Pocket slept nearly all weekend, whilst the Honey didn't make it to the bedroom and slept on the rug...!
Mummys little soldiers were tired!!
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Made by: The Rumour Mill.... |
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Date: 14/07/2009 11:50:27 |
Folks,
Thanks to the drivers (that's the blokes in the cars, not the big sticks) for getting us there and back safely. I'm just glad the golf cart antics where not reflected on the road! Having seen the way Bex drives a golf cart, I'm not sure I would ever use a cab 'round Horsham. I'm sure Mark 'Cortisone' Honeyset would agree after escaping from the 100mph reversing buggy with a startled looking Bex at the wheel. How the hell he missed all those trees will remain a mystery.
Perhaps next year we should be looking for 9 hole pitch and put courses so that buggies aren't needed.
It was fun and despite having to get up at sparrow fart in the morning. |
Made by: Pat the Chat |
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Date: 14/07/2009 11:31:26 |
Following the eloquence of the summary writer, there is nothing else to say other than endorsing every word. What a trip. Thanks for your company guys. I'm sure the handicap committee will be looking carefully at the progress of certain players during the next year before deciding who plays off what in 2010. All I do know is that next year we will definitely not be rushing around so much because Paul cannot take it any more. I hear he slept all weekend to recover! Either that or he was checking his sewing kit!
As a taster for 2010 I will leave you with the most frequent saying of 2009...Fore left/right!!!
If not before, see you next year guys.
Cheers. |
Made by: The (knackered) mature one. |
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Date: 12/07/2009 11:27:14 |
Sleepless nights, bandit golf, mighty midgets, holes in trousers, disney characters, unbooked courses, all types of weather conditions (internal & external!), buggy crashes, fashion victims, rule changes, course and swing commentary, handicap questioning.... this golf trip had them all!
But with the Canhamator turning victorious, another well organised event passes by.
Bexs best car challenge was won by the X5 (some would say a make up for shortages elsewhere) consisting of the Pocket, the dwarf, Buzz and Mr Back problems (but I can still shoot 37 points)!
However, the highlight had to be course 2 when numerous incidents in buggys resulted in near death experiences....and no doubt ruined turf and carts! nuff said!
The banter did not cease throughout the four days (even from the new comer!) and culminated in a great break with some great courses. If only the weather had fitted the scenary, we may not have seen those ghastly trousers!!
The ryder cup format showed the awesome B team were unstoppable...Captain Buzz, The Annels Bro's, The Honey, Nobby and wind assisted Bexs, destroyed the so called 'A' team of Neil the Newcomer, the Pocket, The Midget, Sir Richard, Chatty Patty..and last years Champ Mad Maddox...
Finally, some say he has holes in pockets, some say he buys a new set of clubs for every round, some say his daughters are fit. All we know...is he's called Paul Isaacs!
Thanks Paul, great event, well organised and appreciated by all. Bring on 2010! |
Made by: The Summary... |
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Date: 07/07/2009 13:37:42 |
french authorities have issued a country wide warning that bex has arrived and his arse is still as dangerous |
Made by: the committee |
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Date: 06/07/2009 18:17:13 |
Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls.... (unless you're names Paul!)
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Let's see if we can exceed that!!
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Made by: The 24 handicapper... |
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Date: 06/07/2009 17:32:54 |
I have lost my golf trousers but if someone has shorts they can lend me then that will work. |
Made by: Short Arse Canham |
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Date: 06/07/2009 17:22:31 |
I know what a few people will be doing tonight in preparation for tomorrow.
Person 1 - will be cutting holes in his pocket
Person 2 - will be making up rules
Person 3 - Will be trying to stretch himself so he is a little bit taller than a boy..
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Made by: The Joker |
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Date: 06/07/2009 14:39:53 |
What an excited bunch of schoolgirls. Don't you know we still have a country to run until tomorrow?
I hear the O2 miffed at Jackson dying on them are considering putting on Jackson on Ice. Will the fans notice?
See you tomorrow girls.
Bye the way anyone caught discussing what clothes they're going to take will automatically be penalised. Committee to decide what the penalty should be.
Can I have a beer now please? |
Made by: The (previously) mature one |
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Date: 06/07/2009 13:55:20 |
Sally Gunnell - Not pretty but a good runner
Paris Hilton - An expensive hole
Dennis Wise - A nasty 5 footer
Diego Maradonna - A very nasty 5 footer
Salman Rushdie - An impossible read
Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out
Cuban - Needs another revolution
An Elton John - A big bender that lips the rim
Yasser Arafat - Ulgy and in the sand
Kate Moss - A bit thin
Gerry Adams - Playing a provisional
O.J. Simpson - Got away with it
Paula Radcliffe - Not as ugly as Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
Princess Grace - Should have taken the driver
Robin Cook - Just died on the hill
Michael Jackson - Gradually fading
Douglas Bader - Looked good in the air but didnt have the legs
Arsene Wenger - Everyone saw where it went but you
Ladyboy - Looked an easy hole but is not what it seems
An Elephant ar$e - High and *****ty
Condom - Safe but didnt feel good
Vinnie Jones - A nasty kick when your not expecting it
Anna Kournikova - Looks great but unlikely to get a result
Ryanair - Flies well but lands a long way from the target
Sister-in-law - Up there but i know i shouldnt be |
Made by: j |
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Date: 06/07/2009 13:49:49 |
Well there's
Hitler - 2 shots in a bunker
Sadam hussein - bunker too bunker
Russel grant - fat iron
Russel brand - thin iron
Princess diana - shouldn't have taken the driver!
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Made by: J |
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Date: 06/07/2009 13:53:18 |
Hoping the weather is good out there and shorts are the norm, ensuring all you pansies who have invested heavily in mad trousers are gutted!
Bring it on!! Too infinity....and beyond! |
Made by: Dale.. |
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Date: 06/07/2009 11:46:43 |
Some golfing slang
Titlicker - A shot that lands on the right side of the fairway to hit your next right at the pin.
Titlicker - opens up the hole nicely
Mandy Dingle - a shot where you hit the ground before the ball so the ball doesnt go very far and ends up in a spot that will not be good for your next shot
Mandy Dingle - fat and ugly
Kate Winslett - a shot where you hit the ground just before the ball but the result of the shot is ok.
Kate Winslett - A bit fat, but alright. |
Made by: Neal |
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Date: 06/07/2009 11:31:56 |
Less than a day too go till 'THE CHAMP' starts his defense of his title!!!! I hope you all have a loud pair of trousers with you!! Also bring your 'A' game lads!! |
Made by: THE 'CHAMP' ! |
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Date: 03/07/2009 08:42:24 |
As the date of departure draws closer, the news is coming thick and fast. In anticipation of sharing a room with Buzz, Mark is believed to have been searching high and low for a golf rules book....but to no avail. Make up the rules Mark, everyone else will do....isn't that right pocket!?! |
Made by: The Cheeky one! |
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Date: 02/07/2009 17:51:39 |
It would appear the handicap committee have been listening to Richard Lockley and his load of old cobblers! I listened to him about a year ago too and now my pension is worth a bag of beans and a toffee apple! Eight, I ask you, 8! for the new boy who couldn't hit the preverbial cows backside with a banjo!
See you in France girls, bring it on!!
Mac |
Made by: Neil Macadam |
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Date: 02/07/2009 09:20:55 |
We have this morning received 3 brown envelopes with crisp £20 notes in.
No notes were received, just the following:
N - Handicap 18 please..x
O - Handicap 18 please..x
B - Handicap 18 please..x
I think this is some sort of bribe??? |
Made by: The Committee (official one).... |
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Date: 25/06/2009 09:46:38 |
I Thought we are going to france to play golf!turns out with those handicaps that it is disneyland instead!!!!
The offical comitee is meeting tommorrow for the correct handicaps so dream on.
P.S i played golf with dale recently and he shot 36 points so dont think he is playing of that ladys 24!!! |
Made by: nob |
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Date: 25/06/2009 09:21:07 |
Why are Jamie and Becksie worried about the Hi-vis thing???? Have you seen there trousers????
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Made by: M.mouse Disney France |
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Date: 24/06/2009 16:25:21 |
Handicaps have been submitted to the website - appeal process in place.. |
Made by: The Committee |
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Date: 24/06/2009 09:05:55 |
New Photos have been added to the site. If you have any photos that you want putting on the site then please email me by clicking here. |
Made by: Neal |
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Date: 23/06/2009 19:22:05 |
is this high vis thing for real???? bloody frogs!!! blockade the ports, go on strike in air traffic control/sea ports eat frogs+snails & now make you have high vis in your cars!!!
thank you neal for that lovely honours page, what handicap will you be off? more to the point i'm thinking an inter car challenge should happen this year!!! we'll be unstopable!!! |
Made by: THE CHAMP!!!! |
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Date: 23/06/2009 18:44:43 |
Get your hi vis yellow Vests from £1.45 + vat - www.hivis.net |
Made by: Dale.. |
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Date: 23/06/2009 17:49:48 |
Current Champion Jamie Maddox is demanding an honours page be added to the website. Is he thinking he can win it again this year?? |
Made by: The Committee |
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Date: 23/06/2009 17:02:41 |
News just in.... we are hearing reports that Canham has grown since we all last saw him. Now he's in junior clothes....just! |
Made by: The Joker.... |
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Date: 23/06/2009 16:44:20 |
The Attendees for this years trip are
Bex
Pat Grantham.....need email
Chris Canham.....need email
Neil McAdam.....need email
Andrew Grant
Richard Lockley
Jamie Maddox
Mike Parsons.....need email
Mark Hunnisett.....need email
Dale Jannels
Neal Jannels |
Made by: Neal Jannels |
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Date: 23/06/2009 13:51:21 |
Ginger Prince shoots 79 gross, 67 nett in his club medal at the weekend. He could be playing off 6 in France at this rate!? Perhaps we should limit him to playing with one ball for three days. If he looses it, he'll have to talk his way around!
Not content with that, he drained the local brewery of stock, then ate his way through the whole menu at his local Mcds'. Garlick munchers beware, this boy can eat! |
Made by: The Mature One |
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Date: 17/06/2009 16:26:48 |
Thanks for the introduction : A few things to point out - 1) Ginger Prince means a deduction of 2 shots on your handicap straight away - 2) The fact you have already been on a golf trip means that you drop a further 2 shots as we only play once a year!! Finally - Be warned - Bex doesn't share food!!!! So your handicap has been decided. Your official PIGS handicap is 8. See you in France...... |
Made by: The Committee |
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Date: 17/06/2009 16:11:42 |
Hello fellow PIGS!
As a newcomer to the clan I thought I'd introduced myself beforehand.
Name: Neil Macadam
Occupation: Drug Dealer
Handicap: 12
Introducer: Nick McGurk and Richard Lockley (so blame them)
I attach below a resume written by the boys from a golf trip I've just come back from - it's probably a more accurate summary of my character!
Neil Macadam Handicap 12 - Odds to win 8-1
If he doesn't talk his opponant into submission then his golf will do the job. The Ginger Prince (as he is known)likes a beer or 8 and has been seen wandering off in the vague direction of a casino or a lapdancing club on more than one occassion. Easy to room with but don't leave your sandwiches unattended - this one likes his tucker!
Gentlemen - I look forward to meeting you all very soon.
Now where did I leave that pie?
Neil |
Made by: Neil Macadam |
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Date: 17/06/2009 12:54:45 |
Handicaps leaked.... players are up in arms following leaked handicap news. A player (who wished to remain unknown) commented "it's a disgrace, the handicaps are a joke at the best of times, but to tie one arm behind backs is outrageous. I can see a scuffle in the tunnel happening...." |
Made by: D'Management |
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Date: 17/06/2009 12:44:11 |
Official Handicaps for France to be released shortly - watch this space. Committee members are in negotiations now. Handicaps will be released on Friday. |
Made by: The Committee |
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Date: 12/05/2009 13:40:35 |
Oh to be in France, when July is here,
trying to get birdies, drinking expensive beer.
Oh to be in France, with compatriots regular, knowing that we'll see you, all night in the bar.
Oh to be in France, with sowing kit in hand, stitching up Paul's pockets, wouldn't life be grand.
Oh to be in France with Haut Couture and all, laughing at the lairy gear, we're going to have a ball. |
Made by: The Mature One! |
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Date: 08/05/2009 16:36:27 |
Just a note to say that i will be buying a prize for the lairiest trousers/shorts!
strong contenders are jamie wearing his barbie pink ones and becksie with his puke green ones!!! thinks hes ian poulter but not as slim!!!
game on!!! |
Made by: danny |
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Date: 28/04/2009 12:40:20 |
The Pocket has announced that remaining funds are now required. Please forward asap.... |
Made by: Dale.. |
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Date: 17/03/2009 15:49:12 |
WARNING:
The garlic munchers accross the pond have come up with a new law to fool us 'Rost Beefs'.
It is now law in French France that all occupants of a vehicle must have a yellow fluorescent jacket. This is in the event of an accident, or simply stopping by the side of the road for a piss.
Failure to have this workmans attire with you while travelling in France will result in a fine of many Euros.
But Seriously....
These can be obtained from http://screwfix.com. Enter the Product Code 73603 (for normal people) or 97303 (for bloaters) |
Made by: Pat the Chat |
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Date: 09/03/2009 18:54:53 |
I would just like to assure the 'members' that having taken legal advice and spoken to Quinny, sorry Chris, we are not breaking any golf rules if we restrict out verbal entourage to the bar. Our legal representative also confirmed that we can 'spout on' as much as we like during play, in any of the following situations:
1. Offering advice to players on curing a slice or hook after a tee shot.
2. Suggesting suitable club for hitting out of water hazard (pond or lake)
3. Searching for balls in the rough.
4. During any of the numerous Isaacs 'The Pocket' shanks.
Look forward to seeing you in France.
Pat 'The Chat' / Hairnet |
Made by: Pat (The Chat) Grantham |
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Date: 06/03/2009 20:59:53 |
Pat (the chat) Grantham and Chris (motormouth) Canham make a return to PIGS this summer. |
Made by: Pocket Paul |
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Date: 06/03/2009 18:15:44 |
isaacs asked to have his 'pocket' status removed as it may damage his street cred! Yeah right! |
Made by: Dale.. |
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